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Em
If you weren't born with it
D
You can buy a couple ornaments
C
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
G
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it
Em D
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
C
You can always call up a professional
G
They stick pins in you like a vegetable
Em
Kids forever, kids forever
D
Baby soft skin turns into leather
C
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
(stop)
No one will love you if you're unattractive
Em G
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
C
Cry if I want to (cry, cry, cry)
Em G
I'll cry until the candles burn down this place
C
I'll cry until my pity party's in flames
(2x)
Em G
Maybe if I knew all of them well
C
I wouldn't have been trapped inside this hell that holds me
Em G
Maybe if I casted out a spell
C
But told them decorations were in pastel ribbons
Em G C
Maybe it's a cruel joke on me
C
Whatever, whatever
Em G C
Just means there's way more cake for me
C# (palm mute)
Forever, forever
Em C
Running through the parking lot
D Am
He chased me and he wouldn't stop
Em C D Am
Tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it
Em C
Grabbed my hand, pushed me down
D Am
Took the words right out my mouth
EM C D Am
Tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it
Em C D Am
Can anybody hear me? I'm hidden under ground
Em C D Am
Can anybody hear me? Am I talking to myself?
Em C D Am
Saying, 'tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it'
Em C D Am
He's saying, 'tag, you're it, tag, tag, you're it'