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Garden party held today
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Invites call the debs to play
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Social climbers polish ladders
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Wayward sons again have fathers
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'Hello, Dad, hello, Dad'
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Edgy eggs and queuing cumbers
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Rudely wakened from their slumbers
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Time has come again for slaughter
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On the lawns by still Cam waters
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Cam slaughter, Cam slaughter
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Champagne corks are firing at the sun again
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Swooping swallows chased by violins again
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Strafed by Strauss they sulk in crumbling eaves again
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Again, oh God, not again
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Aperitifs consumed en masse
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Display their owners on the grass
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Couples loiter in the cloisters
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Social leeches quoting Chaucer
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Doctor's son, a parson's daughter
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Well, why not and should they oughta?
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Please don't lie upon the grass
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Unless accompanied by a fellow
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'May I be so bold as to perhaps suggest Othello?'
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'Punting on the Cam is jolly fun,' they say
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'Beagling on the downs, oh, please do come,' they say
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'Rugger is the tops, a game for men,' oh, they say
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They say, good God, they say
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I'm punting, I'm beagling, I'm wining, reclining, I'm rucking, I'm fucking
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So welcome, it's a party
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Angie chalks another blue
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Mother smiles she did it too
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Chitters chat and gossips lash
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Posers pose, pressmen flash (flash, flash) flash (flash flash) flash
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Smiles polluted with false charm, locking on to Royal arms
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Society columns now ensured, return to mingle with the crowds
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Oh, what a crowd
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'Oh, punting on the Cam, oh, please do come,' they say
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'Beagling on the downs, oh, please do come,' they say
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'Garden party held today,' they say
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'Oh, please do come, oh, please do come,' they say