Facebook(Chords)

	        

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My name is Lucy Spraggan 
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and I have 2,138 friends 

On Facebook 
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I only speak to around 5 of them 

When I'm not  

On Facebook 
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My friends comment and think 
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I look thin 

On Facebook 
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That's because 
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I don't even have a double chin 

On Facebook 
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I feel popular 
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For having 10 notifications 

On Facebook 
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I feel deflated when my best friend 
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Cancels our engagement 

On Facebook  
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Didn't declare the fact 
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That he has entered a relationship 

On Facebook 
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Because I know if its in my news feed 
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Then it's serious 

On Facebook 
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If I broke you  
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And you broke me 
F# 
Can I automatically 
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Assume that we  
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Are in a relationship 
A 
Only its complicated  
F# 
Time to put a C 
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On you Facebook status 
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I hate requests 

For online games 
            Cadd9  G 
And made up middle names 
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Notifications 

3 out of 4  
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For Farmville or Mafiawars 
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Tagged in a photo  

Then you know its bad when 
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Your tagged in your x's  
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Stalker top 10 

On Facebook 
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If you broke me  
A 
And I broke you  
F# 
Type my name  
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Right into youtube 
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What is your status 
A 
Goin' a playlist 
F# 
I'm Lucy Spaggan 
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And this is a song called Facebook 
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I can see your halo  
A 
Halo 
F# 
I can see your Halo 
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Halo 
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I can see your halo  
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Halo 
F# 
I can see your Halo 
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Halo