Donations(Chords)

	        
Intro: D A C D G D A 

Verse 
D                 A          C           D 
If they had to tell someone that something had happened 
G                   D         A 
If they found me just lying there what could they do? 
D           A      C            D 
In case of an accident who could they notify 
G                 D     A 
Would it be alright if they notified you? 

D A C D G D A 

Verse 
D              A          C           D 
I'm an unmarried orphan whose children have scattered 
G               D            A 
Estranged from my siblings close friends just a few 
D          A              C 
And of those few friends I consider you closest  
D               G 
They must contact someone  
D           A 
Could they contact you? 

D A C D G D A 

Bridge 
C            A 
When they give you the bad news  
G                A   
I'm sure you won't snicker 
C                 A            G         A 
You'll remember the good times and all we went through 
C      A               G          A 
Then I suppose that you'll tell all the others 
C             A         G         A 
Performing that awful task, someone has to 

D A C D G D A 

Outro 
D                  A           C     
When they go through my wallet and fish out my license 
D                G     D          A 
They'll learn my D.O.B and my eyes were blue 
D        A       C            D 
As for my corneas, I don't care who gets them 
G           D              A 
But all other organs and parts are for you
	        

Written by Loudon Wainwright III