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Intro: G7 Verse G7 Well? mamma was exhausted after she had me Took two nurses to hold me 'n one nurse to slap me C7 Doctor turned mamma and he shook his head G7 Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said D7 This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell G NC F Oooh brrrrrr mamma he's a double-X-L G7 Verse G7 By the second grade I was five foot two Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe C7 Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall G7 And the coach-es had me playin' high school football D7 Uncle Roy said 'Boy! - you'll make the NFL G NC B Oooh brrrrrr son you're a double-X-L C7 Double X-L double X-L G7 Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell C7 Double X-L double X-L G7 (ring out) F I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held G F Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L Verse G7 Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California C7 A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold G7 They want a real man with meat on his bones D7 I'll yank their yankees ring their southern bells G NC B They say oooh brrrr we love a double X-L C7 Double X-L double X-L G7 Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell C7 Double X-L double X-L G7 (ring out) F I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held G F Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L Guitar solo G7 C7 G7 D7 G7 C7 Double X-L double X-L G7 Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell C7 Double X-L double X-L G7 (ring out) F I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held G F Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L Solo D7 Well if ya have any doubts come see for yourself G7 (ring out) F Why all the girls love a double X-L G NC F Oooh brrrr yeah I'm a double X-L Outro
C7 Double X-L double X-L G7 Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell C7 Double X-L double X-L G7 (ring out) F I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held G F Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L
C7 Double X-L double X-L G7 Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell C7 Double X-L double X-L G7 (ring out) F I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held G F Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L Solo D7 Well if ya have any doubts come see for yourself G7 (ring out) F Why all the girls love a double X-L G NC F Oooh brrrr yeah I'm a double X-L
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