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Capo on 5th fret
C
If you save yourself for marriage, you?re a bore.
Am
If you don't save yourself for marriage, you?re a hor-
rible person.
F
If you won't have a drink, then you?re a prude,
Dm G
But they'll call you a drunk as soon as you
down the first one.
C
If you can't lose the weight, then you?re just fat,
Am
But if you lose too much, then you?re on crack.
F
You're damned if you do and you?re damned if you don?t,
Dm G
So you might as well just do whatever you want, so
C Am
Make lots of noise, and kiss lots of boys
C F
Or kiss lots of girls, if that's something you're into.
C Am
When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight,
F
Roll up a joint ? or don?t.
C G C
Just follow your arrow wherever it points.
Am C G C
Yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points.
C
If you don't go to church, you?ll go to hell.
Am
If you're the first one in the first row, you?re a self-
righteous son-of-a ...
F
Can't win for losing, you just disappoint ?em.
Dm G
Just 'cause you can't beat 'em don?t mean you should join ?em.
C Am
Make lots of noise, and kiss lots of boys
C F
Or kiss lots of girls, if that's something you're into.
C Am
When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight,
F
Roll up a joint ? or don?t.
C G C
Follow your arrow wherever it points.
Am C G C
Yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points.
BRIDGE:
C
Say what you feel, love who you love,
Am
'Cause you just get so many trips around the sun.
F C
Yeah, you only, only live once.
C Am
Make lots of noise, kiss lots of boys
C F
Or kiss lots of girls, if that's something you're into.
C Am
When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight,
F
Roll up a joint ? I would.
C G C
Just follow your arrow wherever it points.
Am C G C
Yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points.
Written by Kacey Musgraves, Brandy Clark, Shane McAnally