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Verse 1: C F I may not be Thomas Edison, C F I may not even be a doctor of medicine, F C F C F C G But I have an invention that without pretention will surely change mankind F C F C F C F C F C G It'll help you if youre in a bind, doesn't matter if youre ugly or fat or smelly or dumb or blind C A7 F G Why it's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, C The Blowjob Machine C Step right up sir, yes, just stick your willy in there, flip the lever and presto! C A7 F G It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, C The Blowjob Machine Verse 2: G F C Albert Einstein, Tesla, Fowler (?) even old Da Vinci G Have wrestled with creativity F C only never to succeed C A7 F G C but mankinds hope will rest its quest at last on account of me C A7 F G It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, C The Blowjob Machine Bridge: C How did you invent this astonishment? C Well I got my creative juices flowin A7 Got an old vaccuum and stuck my toe in F Precisely adjusted the power of the suck G Drop my trowel (?) and holy fuck! C A7 F G It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, C The Blowjob Machine C A7 F G It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, C The Blowjob Machine
Verse 1:
C A7 F G Why it's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, C The Blowjob Machine C Step right up sir, yes, just stick your willy in there, flip the lever and presto! C A7 F G It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, C The Blowjob Machine
Verse 2:
C A7 F G It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, C The Blowjob Machine
Bridge:
C A7 F G It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, C The Blowjob Machine C A7 F G It's the greatest thing this world has ever seen, C The Blowjob Machine
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