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Intro: (E Esus4) 2x E Esus4 E Esus4 Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain E Esus4 I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far E7 I see you met my assistant Scarface A E His appearance is quite disturbing A B7 but I assure you he's harmless enough A E He's a sweetheart, calls me Master A B7 A B7 And he has a way of finding pretty things A B7 and bringing them to me E I'm so into you Bm But I'm way too smart for you A Even my henchmen think I'm crazy Am I'm not surprised that you agree E If you could find some way to be Bm A little bit less afraid of me A You'd see the voices that control me Am from inside my head D7 E Esus4 Say I shouldn't kill you....yet E Esus4 E Esus4 I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you E Esus4 But I get the feeling that you don't like it E7 What's with all the screaming? A E You like monkeys, you like ponies A B7 Maybe you don't like monsters so much A E Maybe I used too many monkeys A B7 A B7 Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony A B7 making a gift for you? E I'm so into you Bm But I'm way too smart for you A Even my henchmen think I'm crazy Am I'm not surprised that you agree E If you could find some way to be Bm A little bit less afraid of me A You'd see the voices that control me Am from inside my head D7 E Esus4 E E7 Say I shouldn't kill you....yet Ponte: A G#m Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine A B7 While up above the waves my doomsday squad E E7 ignites the atmosphere A And all the fools who lead their foolish lives G#m C#7 may find it quite explosive F#m A B7 Well it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here Verso 3: E Esus4 E Esus4 You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain E Esus4 So maybe you could cut me just a little slack E7 Would it kill you to be civil? A E I've been patient, I've been gracious A B7 And this mountain is covered with wolves A E Hear them howling, my hungry children A B7 A B7 Maybe you should stay and have another drink A B7 and think about me and you Outro: E I'm so into you Bm But I'm way too smart for you A Even my henchmen think I'm crazy Am I'm not surprised that you agree E If you could find some way to be Bm A little bit less afraid of me A You'd see the voices that control me Am from inside my head D7 E Say I shouldn't kill you yet D7 E I shouldn't kill you yet D7 E Esus E I shouldn't kill you yet
E I'm so into you Bm But I'm way too smart for you A Even my henchmen think I'm crazy Am I'm not surprised that you agree E If you could find some way to be Bm A little bit less afraid of me A You'd see the voices that control me Am from inside my head D7 E Esus4 Say I shouldn't kill you....yet
E I'm so into you Bm But I'm way too smart for you A Even my henchmen think I'm crazy Am I'm not surprised that you agree E If you could find some way to be Bm A little bit less afraid of me A You'd see the voices that control me Am from inside my head D7 E Esus4 E E7 Say I shouldn't kill you....yet
Written by Jonathan Coulton
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