You Spit When You Talk(Chords)

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It's so hard to have a conversation with you 
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It's not what you say or what you do 
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You're my real good friend yes that I must admit 
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That's why it breaks my heart to tell you this 

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You spit when you talk 
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Oh yeah, I had to say it 
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Got something to say 
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And then you go and spray it 
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I got a dry-cleaning bill and 
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I'm gonna make you pay it 
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You spit when you talk 
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Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk 

Well, at the office party 
You sang karaoke 
Electrocuted yourself 
Singing 'Okie from Muskogee' 
It's not a little secret 
No, it's something that is known 
If you want to talk about it  
Can't you call me on the phone? 

Because you spit when you talk 
And I'm just being honest 
Everything I own 
Has your saliva on it 
If I talk to you much longer 
I swear I'm gonna vomit 
You spit when you talk 
Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk 

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Now the only friends you have 
       C               G 
Are on Facebook and on MySpace 
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They all talk behind your back 
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'Cause it's the only dry place 
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You were so excited at the game 
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When Jeter had a triple 
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Got my T-shirt so wet that everybody saw my nipples 

You spit when you talk 
And it ain't getting better 
I know what you had for dinner 
'Cause it's right here on my sweater 
If you've got an interpreter 
You'd better go and get her 
You spit when you talk 
Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk 

Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk
	        

Written by Gerard Bradford/Jimmy Fallon