Please Take Your Girlfriend Home(Chords)

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(A) Please take your girlfriend (E) home                                                     
She's only fifteen, she shouldn't be back here a(A)lone                           
I'm horny and my mind begins to (E) roa                                                         
So please take your drunken fifteen year-old girlfriend (A) home 
 
She found mama's quaalude 'script 
Took a few just right before the (E) show 
She is no beer drinker 
She used the bathroom fifteen times I (A) know 
 
Her overtures were rather crude 
Her boyfriend he was more than rude to (E) me 
I'm twenty-eight and I don't date 
I still know classy women who like (A) me 
 
So (A) please take your girlfriend (E) home 
She's only fifteen, she shouldn't be back here a(A)lone 
I'm horny and my mouth begins to (E) foam 
So please take your 15 year-old girlfriend (A) home 
 
Solo 
 
She said our show was rather dull 
She liked Jethro Tull more than she liked (E) us   
She said a cab cost twenty bucks 
I gave her thirty cents to ride the (A) bus 
 
When she hit me with a mic 
Something with which I could not a(E)gree 
When she said she dug the harmonica player 
A whole lot more than she dug (A) me 
 
So (A) please take your girlfriend (E) home 
She's only 15, she shouldn't be back here a(A)lone 
Oh, take her to go read the Rolling (E) Stone 
And please take your drunken 15 year-old girlfriend (A) home 
Please take your drunken 15 year-old girlfriend (A) home