Jason Boland

Rich Young Dumb Nympho(Chords)

Jason Boland

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	        single strum first and last verse     
                     
G                         C                               
well welcome everybody to Willies place 
        D                           G                               
You can pull up a chair or you can  pull up my face                      
G                      C                                    
we got everything, the only thing that we lack 
D                           G 
is a rich young dumb  nymphomaniac 

G C I wanna rich youg dumb nymphomaniac D G To drive me around in her cadillac G C If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back D G I wanna rich youg dumb nymphomaniac
G C we'll give her great big tits and a little bitty ass D G a fucking machine that never runs out of gas G C a body like nobody's ever seen before D G she recently inherited a liquor store Chorus G C well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight D G she doesn't give shit if I stay out all night G C I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile D G take of our clothes then we fuck in a pile Chorus G C Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs D G the best in the west at cooking chinese food G C she doesn't like to shop and she don't wear clothes D G she always compliments me on the size of my hose Chorus G C we'll make her three feet tall D G and stand about to here G C with a flat spot on her head D G so I can rest my beer Chorus

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