Intro
F Dm Bb F x2
Verse 1:
F Dm
Listen fellow people 'cause I've got something to tell
Bb F
I was at this club, right, it was bad as hell
F Dm
I met this booty lady, she looked sharper than an eye
Bb F
I didn't know by then she'd mess up my life
F Dm
I said you've got to join me, where ever I may roll
Bb F
We jumped into a cab and headed for my home
F Dm
Well inside my room she worked on my erection
Bb F
All kind of drunk, horny, sloppy with protection
N.C.
One month later she calls me one day
Telling me her period is late
C Dm
Will I be a young dad
Bb F
Sit around in my flat with her
C Dm
I don't want to live that life
Bb F
So I stick to what i prefer
Verse 2:
F Dm
Story number two, folks, listen to me rhyme
Bb F
This girl was a Christian, damn she was fine
F Dm
We dated for a month steady giving me a boner
Bb F
But this dude Jesus really seemd to own her
F Dm
One time, the preacher out of sight
Bb F
Trying to make a move there but something wasn't right
F Dm
She said I want a marriage, and kids is that so strange
Bb F
Horny as a dog, I told her that could be arranged
Pre-Chorus
N.C.
One month later she calls me one day
Telling me her period is late
C Dm
Will I be a young dad
Bb F
Sit around in my flat with her
C Dm
I don't want to live that life
Bb F
So I stick to what i prefer
C Dm
Will I be a young dad
Bb F
Sit around in my flat with her
C Dm
I don't want to live that life
Bb F
So I stick to what i prefer
Solo
C Dm Bb F x2
Pre-Chorus
N.C.
The essence of it all, folks, is about to pass my lips
Think twice before you grab a lovely pair of hips
F Dm
Yet another thing that you need to bear in mind
Bb F F Dm Bb F
Wear a gimmy head or life might just treat you unkind
C Dm
Will I be a young dad
Bb F
Sit around in my flat with her
C Dm
I don't want to live that life
Bb F
So I stick to what i prefer
C Dm
Will I be a young dad
Bb F
Sit around in my flat with her
C Dm
I don't want to live that life
Bb F
So I stick to what i prefer
C Dm
Will I be a young dad
Bb F
Sit around in my flat with her
C Dm
I don't want to live that life
Bb F
So I stick to what i prefer
C Dm
Will I be a young dad
Bb F
Sit around in my flat with her
C Dm
I don't want to live that life
Bb F
So I stick to what i prefer
Bridge:
C Dm Bb F C Dm Bb F
I don't want to be a young dad
C Dm
Will I be a young dad
Bb F
Sit around in my flat with her
C Dm
I don't want to live that life
Bb F
So I stick to what i prefer
C Dm
Will I be a young dad
Bb F
Sit around in my flat with her
C Dm
I don't want to live that life
Bb F
So I stick to what i prefer
C Dm Bb F
I don't want to be a young dad
C Dm
I don't want to live that life
Bb F
So I stick to what i prefer
C Dm Bb F
I don't want to be a young dad
C Dm
I don't want to live that life
N.C.
So I stick to what i prefer