Half Man Half Biscuit

Venus In Flares(Chords)

Half Man Half Biscuit

Key: C

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Intro: C C G C  (x6) 

Verse 

  C 
A million housewives every day 
G                C 
Pick up a can of beans and say 
                            G        C       C G C   C C G C 
?What an amazing example of synchronisation?. 

He looked out of the aeroplane 
       G                G 
And he saw the Alps way down below 

He fixed his gaze on the white terrain 
              G              C 
 And he could see a portrait in the snow. 
                                        G                C 
And he shouted: ?Hey - look down there, I can see Robert Powell?. 
                                 G         C 
That?s an ominous example of the power of TV. 

D7 G And I went la la la, la la la laaa D7 G La la la, la la la laaaa D7 G Oh la la la, la la la laaa D7 G C C G C (x4) Just like everyone else does when they can?t think of any more words.
verse 2 Yeah, OK I had a Kojak mac G C By Christ they were trendy at the time. G C I got it into my head that I had to stamp out crime G C The man behind the mask at C&A?s was quite polite G C He said that when I wore my mac I wouldn?t have to fight.
D7 G And I went yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeahhhh D7 G Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah sure George D7 G Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeahhhh D7 G F C F C Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah oh God.
verse 3 F Oh the Grand Old Duke Of York G Well he had ten thousand men F And he marched them all to the top of the hill G C C G C (x4) And he had them all again.

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