Half Man Half Biscuit

Turned Up Clocked On Laid Off(Chords)

Half Man Half Biscuit

Key: E

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Verse 
E                                                               A 
  Watch out world I?m a man at ease, free to do whatever what I want. 
E                                                            A 
Lonely heathland here I come, deathless useless bracken underfoot. 
F#m                   Bm   E 
 Happy days are here again, 
F#m                           Bm 
 It?s just like I?m fourteen again. 


    E                                                                              A 
And I can?t cope but don?t tell your mom, not while she?s got Medicine Head on the phone. 
E                                                                A 
I need pills to help me sleep, and I need pills to wake me up as well. 
F#m                       Bm   E 
 Factory Prankster of the Year 
F#m                     Bm 
 Once upon a time and a half, time and a half. 


E A Turned up (turned up), clocked on (clocked on) C E Turned up, clocked on, laid off. A Turned up (turned up), clocked on (clocked on) C E A E A C Turned up, clocked on, laid off
. Verse E A There?s people who can?t spell ?weird? right, driving ?round with thousands in the bank. E A But I get by - got a lot on my mind; I get by ? got allotments on my mind. F#m Bm E The three men I admire most F#m Bm E The Father, Son and Mickey Most F#m Bm E Took the last train for the coast F#m Bm And rendezvoused with Peter Glaze to kill Don Maclean.
E A Turned up (turned up), clocked on (clocked on) C E Turned up, clocked on, laid off. A Turned up (turned up), clocked on (clocked on) C E Turned up, clocked on, laid off. C E Sign on with no hope in your heart C E When you walk through a storm, you get wet.

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