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Intro: D
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Dream therapists, is your lucky number seven
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By any chance? Do you think I once saw heaven
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During critical surgery when I walked towards a bright light?
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Can?t get a hit? Seems like what you got to do
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Is dial a Weller-gram and he?ll turn up at your show
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Quite possibly, acoustically get up on the stage
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And declare your band to be a really good band;
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Fine shoes; incredible tunes.
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Have a glass of Sass with Paolo Hewitt,
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Flirt with brass and later rue it.
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Wouldn?t it be nice to get home for Neighbours?
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Wouldn?t it be nice to play the Albert Hall for ever,
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And ever?
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Shit Sellotape, just don?t know where it begins
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And even when you do it keeps on straying to the side
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Good quality stationery never comes to my house.
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In bed again ? can?t be bothered getting up
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Swing the lead again I?m just waiting for the man
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From Camelot telling me that I?ve won the Lottery.
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Let?s trash the murder mystery weekend
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Let?s stage a couldn?t-give-a-thon
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Summertime?s here and I?ve got no hassle
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I could be a Goth on a bouncy castle.
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Wouldn?t it be nice to call off the barn dance?
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Wouldn?t it be nice to sabotage the hot pot supper?
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Monmore, hare?s running, Monmore, hare?s running,
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Monmore, hare?s running, Monmore, hare?s running,
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Monmore, hare?s running, Monmore, hare?s running,
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Monmore, hare?s running, Monmore, hare?s running.