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A D E
A dirty rounder, a no-good fraud
A D E
A ne'er do-well of the highest accord
A F E
I've got the supermarket sympathy vote
A D E
I've got a ten year old doctor's note.
D E A
'Cos I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser
D E A F
I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser.
A D E
I park up in the pouring rain
A D E
The space was empty; who's to complain?
A F E
And if they did, I'd say I'm due for the op
A D E
And sprint wilfully off to the shop.
D E A
'Cos I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser
D E A
I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser.
F
'Fetch my stick Margaret'.
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A D E
I used to favour justice and truth
A D E
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth
A F E
One day I know I'll have to face His wrath
A D E
A walk in hell for a walk-in bath.
D E A
'Cos I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser
D E A
I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser.
D E A
I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser.
D E F
I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser.
A F A, F A, FA
Blue Badge abuser.