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Intro verse 1 G C D Well, I went camping and I caught poison oak, G C D Calamine lotion makes me look like a pink joke Em D C G What?s so embarrassing is where I?ve got the itch Em D C G I caught it going #2 hangin? over a ditch Chorus Em G Em G It itches when I sit down and when the flame goes out Em D G I hope it?s gone before the venture girls find out Interlude G G C D G G C D verse 2 G C D The phrase that we're known for is to 'Be Prepared' G C D We?re supposed to play 'dead' when we see a bear Em D C G I don't tell anyone but that's the craziest thing I've heard Em D C G He?ll eat you up and make you into a turd Chorus Em G Em G If I see a bear I?ll try to be in a 'dead stance' Em D G But I?ll probably poop in my pants Instrumental G G C D G G C D G G C D G G C D Em D C G Em D C G verse 3 G C D In all seriousness, you guys are really cool G C D t?s noble and impressive we?re so proud of you Em D C G Men of integrity, woman of honor Em D C G In the same class as Neil Armstrong and Gerald Ford Chorus Em G Em G It?s something so commendable, you really should be proud Em D G I'm honored to perform for such a crowd Interlude G G C D G G C D Chorus Em G Em G It?s something so commendable, you really should be proud Em D G Give yourselves a round applause and make it loud. Ending G G Cadd9 D G G Cadd9 D G
Chorus Em G Em G It itches when I sit down and when the flame goes out Em D G I hope it?s gone before the venture girls find out
Chorus Em G Em G If I see a bear I?ll try to be in a 'dead stance' Em D G But I?ll probably poop in my pants
Chorus Em G Em G It?s something so commendable, you really should be proud Em D G I'm honored to perform for such a crowd
Chorus Em G Em G It?s something so commendable, you really should be proud Em D G Give yourselves a round applause and make it loud.
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