Outlaw Scumfuc(Chords)

	        
C          D                G 
Everybody knows that I'm a scumbag 
                                   C 
They won't come and see me in this dive 
                  G 
Everyone's afraid of what might happen to them 
A                                   D 
Or if they'll even get out of there alive 
     C        D                        G 
Some fuckhead in the corner is getting to me 
                                 C  
Talkin' about the way I look and smell 
                                    G 
Well I guess he don't know that I'm the Outlaw Scumfuc 
A                                 D 
Someone aughta' warn him before I knock him straight to Hell 
        C         D                G 
Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag 
                                    C 
I like sluts and whores and I don't care 
                 G                    
You can say just what you want to say about me 
A                              D 
But if I hear you I might just go knock you off your chair 
C                      D              G 
'Cause I like to drink whiskey by the gallon 
                                            C 
I live on peanut butter sandwiches, I don't care 
                            G              
I spent some nights in jail in this old country 
A                        D 
Everybody hates me and I just don't fucking care 
             G                          C 
'Cause I can sing all those songs about bitches 
D                                    G         
And I still fuck all the prostitutes that I know 
                              C 
They tell me I smell like raw sewage 
        A                         D 
But I'm the man that you'll never know 
  C               D                G 
Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag 
                                C 
They won't come and see me if I died 
                          G          
Everyone's afraid of what might happen to them 
       A                            D 
Or if they'll even get out of there alive  
     C        D                        G 
Some fuckhead in the corner is getting to me 
                                 C 
Talkin' about the way I look and smell 
                                       G 
Well I guess he don't know it, but I'm the Outlaw Scumfuc 
A                                 D 
Someone aughta' warn him before I knock him straight to Hell 
  C               D                G 
Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag 
                                    C 
I like sluts and whores and I don't care 
                 G 
You can say just what you want to say about me 
    A                             D 
But if I hear you I might just go knock you off your chair 
          G                          C 
And I can sing all those songs about bitches 
D                                      G         
And I still fuck all those prostitutes that I know 
                              C 
They tell me I smell like raw sewage 
             A                         D 
But I'm just the man that you'll never know 
   C              D                G 
Because everybody knows that I'm a scumbag 
                                      C 
They'll never come and see me in this dive 
                 G 
You can say just what you want to say about me 
     A                            D 
I'll turn my back on you and I'll stick you from behind 
C                D                G 
'Cause everybody knows that I'm a scumbag...
	        

Written by G.G. Allin