Nothing Ever Hurt Me(Chords)

	        
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Well I've had a splitting headache from my eyebrows to my backbone 
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Arthritis appendicitis brights disease and gall stones 
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Bleeding ulcers ingrown toe nails swollen adenoids 
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The Asian flu a time or two and inflamed vocal chords 
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I've had a toothache so severe my jawbone split in two 
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But nothing's ever hurt me half as bad as losing you 

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Well I've had the lit end of a cigar pressed against my belly 
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Whipped on with a crowbar till my eyeball turned to jelly 
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Accidentally nailed my index finger to the wall 
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Cut off all my toes and soaked my foot in alcohol 
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I've had my pelvis ruptured by an angry kangaroo 
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But nothing's ever hurt me half as bad as losing you 

          C 
Well it's not because you measure fifty twenty forty four 
     G 
It's surely not because you own a chain of liquor stores 
     C 
It's not because your daddy is the richest man in town 
     D7 
It's just that I've grown used to you and having you around 

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I've had my parents tell me son we don't love you at all 
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I've seen my sister's name written on a washroom wall 
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My best friend set my barn on fire burned my horse to death 
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I went out with a girl who told me that I had bad breath 
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Last week I drew a crowd when I went to the city zoo 
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But nothing's ever hurt me half as bad as losing you 

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