Nothing Good Ever Happens At The Goddamn Thirsty Crow(Chords)

	        
C 
Livin' it up 
G13              
Have it all 
C9                F           
Pull more women than any two men or a train can haul 
  Am                     E7                 Am7                    D7 
But my baby, she does something way more impressive than the Georgia crawl 
             F                     C 
She blackens pages like a Russian romantic 
                E7                   D7 
Gets down more often than a blow-up doll 

Dm 
Why the long face? 
C9            F 
Blondie, I'm already taken 
Em7 
Sorry 
Dm 
I may act like a lunatic 
C9                          F 
You think I'm fucking crazy, you're mistaken 
Em7 
Keep moving 

C 
On the road again 
G13               
For months at a time 
C9                           F      
Doesn't take half that long for men about town to forget what's mine 
         Am                   E7                 
Now my genius cant drink in silence 
             Am7                       D7 
She's gotta listen to your tired-ass lines 
             F                               C 
I know it's hard to believe a good-hearted woman 
             Em7                      Dm7 
Could have a body that make your daddy cry 
Dm 
Why the long face? 
C9                      F 
Jerk off, your chance has been taken 
Em7 
Good one 
Dm 
You may think like an animal 
C9                                  F 
You try that cat-and-mouse shit you'll get bitten 
Em7 
Keep moving