Eminem

So Much Better(Chords)

Eminem

Key: Cm

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	        Pick up the god dang phone 
       Cm 
Bitch, where the fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say? 
  Fm 
I wasn't at the studio! Bitch, what'd you do, screw Dre? 
    Cm 
You went there looking for me? Uh, that excuse is too lame 
       
Keep playing me, you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg 
    Cm 
You fake lying slut, you never told me you knew drake 
    Fm 
Que Lupe? You want to lose two legs? 
                     Ebē 
You try to flip this on me? 
                 
If I spent more time with you, you say 
Cm 
Ok yeah, Iâ??m coo-coo, hey? Well, screw you 

    Cm 
And Iâ??d be the third person who screwed you today 
Fm 
Oh, four? Dre, Drake, Lupe? Uh, touche 
Cm 
  You were too two-faced for me 
                           
Thought you was my number one true Blue Ace, but you ain't 
                       Cm 
And I can see you, and you make that little boo-boo face 
                          Fm 
Cause I'm hanging up this phone, boo you make my fucking blutooth ache 
    Ebē 
You feeling blue too late 
     
Go smurf yourself 
                   Cm 
You make me wanna smurfing puke blue kool aid 
                               Cm 
Here's what you say to someone you hate 

Refrão 

My life'd be so much better 
Fm 
  If you just dropped dead (dead) 
Cm 
  I was laying in bed last night thinking 
           
And this thought just popped in my head 
             Cm 
And I thought... wouldn't shit just be a lot easier 
Fm 
  If you dropped dead (dead) 
             Ebē      
I would feel so (so) 
 
Much (much) 
Cm 
Better (better) 

             Cm 
Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brink 
            Fm 
Hop on the freeway, trying to get some time alone and just think 
              Cm 
Then the cops pulled me over, but they let me go 
                            
Cause I told them Iâ??m only driving drunk, cause that bitch drove me to drink 
               Cm 
I'm back on my fuck hoes, but a whole new hatred for blondes 
          Fm 
But bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby come on 
           Ebē 
Excuse the pun 
                                
But bitch you're such a broad statement 
                   Cm 
And I'm channeling my anger through every single station it's on 

        Cm 
Cause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-art 
          Fm 
Cause you ripped it in two pa-arts, and threw it in the garbage 
Cm 
Who do you think you are? 
                                         
Bitch guess it's time for me to get the dust off, and pick myself up off the carpet 
Cm 
  But I'll never say the L-word again 
  Fm 
I la-la-la-la 
        Ebē 
Lesbian! 
    
Ah! 
                              Cm 
I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest 
                         Cm 
My life would be so much better if you just 

Refrão 

My life'd be so much better 
Fm 
  If you just dropped dead (dead) 
Cm 
  I was laying in bed last night thinking 
           
And this thought just popped in my head 
             Cm 
And I thought... Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier 
Fm 
  If you dropped dead (dead) 
             Ebē      
I would feel so (so) 
 
Much (much) 
Cm 
Better (better) 

Cm 
Cause you told me 
Fm              
  You'd love me 
Cm 
  Forever 
                Cm 
Bitch, that was a lie 
           Fm 
Now I never 
                  Ebē 
Wanted someone to die 
           Cm 
So bad in my fucking life 
                                       Cm 
But fuck it, thereâ??s other fish in the sea 


And I'mma have a whale of a time 
        Fm 
Being a single sailor for the night 
                          Cm 
Bitch, on a scale of 1 to 10, shit 

I must be the holy grail of catches 
               
Hoe, I got an oscar attached to my fucking name (great) 
        Cm 
I might hit the club, find a chick that's tailor, made for me 
    Fm 
Say fuck it, kick some shots back, get hammered and nail her 
              Ebē 
These bitches tryna get attached, but they're failing 
 
To latch onto the tail 
   Cm 
Of my bumper to scratch them with the back of my trailer 

                Cm 
Like I'm itching to get hitched... yeah, I'm rich as a bitch 
            Fm 
But bitches ain't shit, and I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditch 
              Cm 
Bitch, you complain when you listen to this 
                              
But you still throw yourself at me, that's what I call pitching a bitch 
                Cm 
That's why I'm swinging at this chicks on sight 
                        Fm 
Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul, but my dick's on strike 
            Ebē 
So all that love, shit, is null and void 
 
Bitch I'm a droid 
        Cm 
I avoid cupid stupid, if it wasn't for blowjobs you'd be unemployed 

Cm 
    Oi, oi, oi 
         Fm 
Man, oh, man 
                                         Cm 
You boy, boy, boys getting sick at these girls, girls, girls 
                               
Oink, oink, oink, you fucking pigs, all you good boys doink, doink, doink 
      Cm  
I got ninety nine problems and the bitch ain't one 
          Fm 
She's all ninety nine of them, I need a machine gun 
           Ebē 
I take 'em all out 
            
I hope you hear this song 
              Cm 
And go into a cardiac arrest, have a heart attack 
              Cm 
And just drop dead 
                                                  Cm 
And I'mma throw a fucking party after this, cause yes! 

Refrão 

My life'd be so much better 
Fm 
  If you just dropped dead (I hate you!) 
Cm 
  I was laying in bed last night thinking 
           
And this thought just popped in my head (you made me this way!) 
             Cm 
And I thought... Wouldn't shit just be a lot easier 
Fm 
  If you dropped dead (dead) 
             Ebē      
I would feel so (so) 
 
Much (much) 
Cm 
Better (better) 

I'm just playing bitch, you know I love you
	        

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