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Gm Eb
Down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down!
Gm Eb Gm
Ok, guess who's back? back again, Shady's back, tell a friend, whaaaaaaaa
Gm Gm/A
Now everyone report to the dance floor, to the dance floor, to the dance floor
Gm/Bb Gm/C NC
Now everyone report to the dance floor, alright stop, pajama time
Gm
Come here little kiddies, on my lap, guess who's back with a brand new rap?
Eb Gm
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child investigate and accusate (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys, what else could I possibly do to make noise?
Eb
I done touched on everything, but little boys
Gm
That's not a stab at Michael, that's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
Eb
I go a little bit crazy sometimes, I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Gm
Good God, dip, do a little slide, bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Eb
Up the center of the dance floor, like TP for my bunghole, and it's cool if you let one go
Gm
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it? give a little 'poot poot', it's ok! fart
Eb
Oops my cd just skipped, and everyone just heard you let one rip
Gm
Now I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass
Eb
Oops I mean girl, girl girl girl, girl you know you're my world
Gm
Alright now lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), just lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Eb
Go crazy (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), oh baby (ha-ha), oo baby, baby (ha-ha)
Gm
Well, it's Friday and it's my day, just to party all the way to Sunday
Eb
Maybe 'til Monday, I dunno what day, every day's just a holiday
Gm
Crusin' on the freeway, feelin' kinda breezy, got the top down, lettin' my hair blow
Eb
I dunno where I'm goin', all I know is when I get there, someone's gonna 'touch my body'
Gm
Excuse me Miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Eb
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out? (yeah)
Gm
Now, what's your name girl? what's your sign? 'man, you must be up out your mind'
Eb
Dre! (ha-ha) beer goggles, blind, I'm just tryin to unwind, now I'm
Gm
I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass
Eb
Oops I mean girl, girl girl girl, girl you know you're my world
Gm
Alright now lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), just lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Eb
Go crazy (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), oh baby (ha-ha), oo baby, baby (ha-ha)
Gm
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up, I'm in jail and I don't know what happened
Eb
They say I was running butt naked down the street screaming, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Gm
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember, all I know is this much, I'm not guilty
Eb
They said, save it, boy we gotcha you on tape, yellin' at an old lady, touch my body
/G
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down, it gets real intense, no one makes a sound
/Eb /D
Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now, the beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Gm
Snap back to reality, look it's B. Rabbit, yo you signed me up to battle, I'm a grown man
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
Eb Gm
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba Teletubbie!
Fella's (what?) fella's (what?) grab your left nut, make your right one jealous (what?)
Eb
Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls, tall girls, small girls, I'm callin' all girls
Gm
Everyone report to the dance floor, it's your chance for a little romance or
Eb
Butt squeezin' it's the season, just go (ha-ha-ha-ha), it's so appeasin'
Gm
I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance, yeah boy shake that ass
Eb
Oops I mean girl, girl girl girl, girl you know you're my world
Gm
Alright now lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), just lose it (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Eb
Go crazy (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha), oh baby (ha-ha), oo baby, baby (ha-ha)
Gm
Ummmmmm touch my body, ummmmmm touch my body
Eb Gm Eb
Ooh boy just touch my body, I mean girl just touch my body
Gm Gm/A Gm/Bb Gm/C
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Written by Mark Batson/Mike Elizondo/Marshall Mathers/Che Pope/Andre Young