Mandy Goes To Med School(Chords)

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I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger 
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Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh iv 
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Giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutures where his magic johnson ought to be                 
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Yes i'll tell you just the thing you need to be the next big thing 
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Let's start in with a test of your intelligence 
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And zest for the counter-productive 
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Up and down and roundabout and out the back 
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And keep your mouth shut tight 
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The lights are staying out but no sweat I've got aim like a mack truck 
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Guess how many fingers ok guess how many more i can fit there 
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Guess right get the toaster but you know, miss, guessing gets you nowhere 

A                B 
I've been baking cakes for the enemy 
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I've been dying to find out the hard way 
A               B 
Ive been taking friends to the alleyway 
C                      D 
Two down now but who's counting anyway? 

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Yes I can do everything you need from out of my new SUV 
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All my work is guaranteed to last the length of your recovery 
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Put away those pliers honey trust me cause I know the options 
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How about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin 

A                 B          
I've been getting up close and intimate 
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Some close calls but I'm getting into it 
A                   B         
In some states they say you can burn for it 
C                 D     
But ill burn that bridge when i get to it 

D C# C B 

It's not a bad thing 

D C# C B 

To get professional 

D C# C B 

It's got a nice ring 

D C# C B 

Mandy goes to med school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

A                B         
I've been taking tips from the government 
C                 G            A 
I've been getting damn good at hiding it 
A             B          
Fifty bucks a month ought to cover it 
C                    D 
Two down now but who's gonna notice it? 
    A                    B          
And if you show up and I am unavailable 
C                      D    
My partner brian would love to take care of you 

D C# C B 

He is a nice man 

D C# C B 

Thoroughly reliable 

D C# C B 
He's in a rock band 

D C# C B 
And he goes to med school..... 

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