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Gaston(Chords)

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Intro D  A7  D  A7  D  A7   

( A ) 

Bm                      Bm              Bm                     Bm 
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston, looking so down in the dumps 
Bm                       Bm               Bm                    Bm 
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston! Even when taking your lumps 
D                           D                    D                   D 
There's no man in town as admired as you, you're everyone's favorite guy 
Bm          Bm/A      E/G#                    E                    A 
Everyone's awed and inspired by you, and it's not very hard to see why 

( B ) 

A       D                         A 
No one's slick as Gaston, No one's quick as Gaston 
          A                   D 
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston 
            Bm                     Em      Em        A        D 
For there's no man in town half as manly perfect, a pure paragon! 
        Bm                    G 
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley 
            Bb             Bb          Bb           A 
And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on 

( C ) 

A    A+   D                               A     
Who plays darts like Gaston?, Who breaks hearts like Gaston? 
            A                       D 
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston? 
     Bm                 E 
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! 
Bb         A         D 
My, what a guy, that Gaston! 

( D ) 

  A                     A/A#      
I needed encouragement, thank you, LeFou 
              A/B        A/C     A/C# 
Well, there's no one as easy to bolster as you!   Too much? ...Yep 

( E ) 

A  A+    D                         A 
No one fights like Gaston, douses lights like Gaston 
A                            D 
In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston 
       Bm                       Em         Em            A           Bm                     
When I hunt, I sneak up with my quiver and beasts of the field say a prayer 
         Bm                    G             Bb                                                 
First, I carefully aim for the liver, then I shoot from behind 
        Bb                A 
Is that fair? I don't care 

( F ) 

       D                         A 
No one hits like Gaston, Matches wits like Gaston 
     A                       D 
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston 
    Bm                 E                     Bb A               D 
I'm especially good at expectorating! (Spits)   Ten points for Gaston! 

Ponte 

F#                       Bm                    E                     A 
When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large 
A                             Bm           Bm/A 
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs 
       E/G#         E        A 
So I'm roughly the size of a bar?ge! 

( G ) 

A   A+  D                      A    
Who has brains like Gaston? Entertains like Gaston? 
A                             Bb7 
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston? 
      D/A                    E/G#    E 
I use antlers in all of my decorating 

A            A A G A 
Say it again 
        E/G#          E E D E 
Who's a man among men? 
          G          E/G#          A                Bm 
Who's the super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? 
        G            F#7          Bm 
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on 
             G          E/G#        A             B7 
There's just one guy in town, who's got all of it down 

        Em         A 
And his name's G-A-S...T...I believe there's another T 
It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate 
                                                        A 
And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before 

D           Bb  A   D 
Gaston!
	        

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