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E A
I started chewing tobacco when I was a kid
B7 E B
I thought it would make me look mature
E A
Well I'm very sad to say, thats exactly what it did
B7 E B
Cause when yer teeth fall out, you look older, thats for sure
E A
I rode bulls and bare back bronks, when I was young
B7 E B7
It was almost like I'd had my brain removed
E A
Now both my hips are shot, both my knees are sprung
B7 E
And I still don't know what I was tryin to prove
A D# E
I'm not old, (he's not old), I just bin used rough (used rough)
B7 E
It ain't the age, its the mileage boys, things start to come unwound
A D# E
I am not old, (he's not old), I just bin used rough (used rough)
B7 E B7
It's a wonder I'm even still around
E A
Well I've humped up against the rain, I've squinted against the sun
B7 E B7
The wind had blowed all the moisture outta me
E A
And the wrinkles on my face, remind me what I done
B7 E
A hiro-glyphic auto-bio-graphy
A D# E
I'm not old, (he's not old), I just bin used rough (used rough)
B7 E
I drank whiskey by the gallon, now I take motrin by the pound
A D# E
I am not old, (he's not old), I just bin used rough (used rough)
B7 E
It's a wonder I'm even still around
A A#m E
The women and the worries have put my hair line in full retreat
B7 E
And what is left is gone a talcom powder gray
A D# E
And every time some little boy scout tries to help me cross the street
F#7 B
I pin him to the wall with my cane....and I say
A D# E
I aint old boy, (he's not old), I just bin used rough (used rough)
B7 E
I drank vodka by the gallon now I take ibuprophen by the pound
A D# A#m D# E
I am not old, (he's not old), I just bin used rough (used rough)
B7 E
Its a wonder I'm even still around
B B7 E E7 E
It ain't the age it's the mileage boys, things start to come unwound
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