How To Get Your Band On Tv(Chords)

	        
Intro 
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I'm the Boss of the company 
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And I've got hunger working for me 
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Listen and you'll begin to understand 
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I built my profits on stolen land 
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It's the economics of supply and demand 
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And I make the demands around here 

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Product sells, people die 
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Same manipulation wrapped in lies 
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Give a little money and play your rock and roll 
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The biggest prizes to the biggest fools 

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen. 
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Welcome to the show where you the audience participate. 
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On our show tonight we got lots of surprises in store for you at home. 
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     In keeping with the fashion for charity, 
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not change, here's our contribution ? 
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we've called it Slag Aid: for every pop star that we slag off today, 
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 a million pounds will be given away! 

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Paul McCartney - come on down 
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With crocodile tears to irrigate this ground 
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Make of Ethiopia a fertile paradise 
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Where everyone sings Beatles songs and buys shares in EMI 
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Charity, starvation, and rock and roll 
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Let it be, eh Paulie? 

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Freddie Mercury, this is your life 
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Thank the Lord that you were born white 
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And thank apartheid for this wonderful opportunity 
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To peddle your hypocrisy in Sun City 
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A bit of a hot potato in a moment, eh Fred, in South Africa? 
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Well I'm sure there's a video in there somewhere 
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David Bowie, the price is right 
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With a suitful of compassion and a gobful of shite 
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Still the voices of those who doubt 
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Coca-Cola for the peasants to end this drought 
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David the world can only take so much 
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And with you around, we're in for a really hard time 
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Jagger and Richards, game for a laugh 
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Dancing us down the garden path 
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To a place where money grows on trees 
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Where cocaine habits are financed by hunger and disease 
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There's only one mountain in the rock and roll business 
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Ladies and Gentlemen, and it's Mick Jagger 
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Ask the puppet-masters who pull the strings 
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Who makes the money when the puppets sing 
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Ask the corporations where does the money go 
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Ask the empty-bellied children what are we singing for 


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And Cliff Richard, three, two, one 
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The God who remains when the religion's gone 
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Cliff, we've got a special surprise for you today 
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So come up closer, step this way 
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Cliff, you're such an example of moral worth 
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Such a purist saint come to bless our earth 
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That on behalf of our viewers watching on telly 
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And on behalf of the millions with empty bellies 
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We're donating something special that we're all going to like 
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Cliff Richard, we're going to nail you up to a cross tonight! 


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Ladies and gentlemen, just imagine it, 
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someone comes along, takes everything you own, 
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your space, your house, separates you from your family and then 
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hits you in the face if you say anything different. 
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Well, that's what we've been doing to the third world 
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for the past four hundred years. That's you and me. 
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You the viewers at home, me in the studio, 
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the pop stars, everyone. That's how we make the third world, 
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every day, today and every day. 
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If you want any correspondence with the program, 
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just send your answers, letter bombs only, to BP House, 
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Victoria Street, London, SW1. Thank you and good night, 
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feed the world, starve the rich, goodnight! 
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Outro 
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I know there must be more 
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I know there must be more 
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Than giving just a little bit more 
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When half of this world is so helplessly poor 
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Starved of the real solution 
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Charity and tradition 
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And the cycle of hungry children 
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Will keep on going 'round 
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Will keep on going 'round 
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Will keep on going 'round 
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'Till we burn the house of commons to the ground
	        

Written by Chumbawamba