Chas & Dave

What A Miserable Saturday Night(Chords)

Chas & Dave

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D 
Me mates have gawn and left me  

Gawn off to a gig  

G                             D 
I?m down on me luck but they don't give a fig  
G 
I'm stuck at home here  
D 
Sick as a pig  
   A                             (Bass run to D) 
What a miserable saturday night  
D 
There?s nothing to do  

Nothing on the telly  
G 
Nothing in me pocket  
             D 
I?ve got nothing you see  
G                        D 
Plenny of nothing an? plenny for me  
     A                     D 
What a miserable Saturday night  


                G 
I bet they?re down the boozer knocking it back  

They?re blagging the birds the dirty rats  

They?re giving 'em this and giving 'em that  
      A 
And I?m stuck at home here  
G 
Smoking joking mucking about  

They?re laughing loud and shouting out  

But I?ve got nothing to laugh about  
A 
?Cos I?m stuck at home  
                          D 
What a miserable Saturday night  


D 
I wish I?d have gawn round to see me old dad  
G                          D 
He don?t say a lot but he ain?t so bad  
G                                   D 
To think I?m still sitting here?s making me mad  
       A                         (Bass run to D) 
What a miserable Saturday night  
D 
Nothing to eat ?cos we?ve run out of bread  
G                            D 
The fire?s gawn out and the telly?s gawn dead  
G                             D 
I?ll make a cup of cocoa and shoot off to bed  
         A                   D 
What a miserable Saturday night  


                  G 
I bet they?ve probably brought some bits to stay  

And took ?em round Tubby?s takeaway  

And off they?ll go for a ride I?d say  
A 
An? I?m stuck at home  

They?re having a whale of a time the dirty runts  

Bet they?re up to all kinds of stunts  

They?re putting their ?ands around their ear  
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And I?m stuck at home  
                          D   
What a miserable Saturday night  
 (Just play verse chords for outro) 
Whistle to endâ...
	        

Written by Chas Hodges/Dave Peacock

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