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Now academicals thought music halls weren't quite the proper thing
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But it's commonly known that they don't like a song that everyone can sing
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Then Rudyard Kipling made 'em think when he come out with a quotation
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He said 'music halls are a neccessary part of our civilization'
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Now old Little Tich was four foot six and his name still now means small
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He wore funny suits and great big boots as long as he was tall
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He'd give his self a clout, chuck his self about and end up on tiptoe
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Then he'd stand on his head and the people all said, 'well done Little Tich, good show'
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Now another bloke sung in a costermonger's way that bought him fame
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He had a style that could make you smile Gus Eilen was his name
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He soon become with the songs he sung a favourite of the working classes
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And if it wasn't for the houses in between you could have seen to Hackney Marshes
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Now some sing 'em some sweet songs about love that moved them all to tears
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But old Harry said, 'I ain't having none of my lot crying in their beers'
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Them love songs are all very nice but I think that it's all been said
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So he sung about pubs and ponies and grub and lodgers and old bald heads