Camper Van Beethoven

Axe Murderer Song(Chords)

Camper Van Beethoven

Key: A

roll up this ad to continue

	        
Intro: Asus2 Asus2 Asus2 Asus2 

verse 1 
D      G           Em            Asus2 Asus2 Asus2 
Why do lovers park down deserted lanes?  
     D        G         Em           Asus2 Asus2 
near haunted houses or homes for the insane? 
        Em      Asus2       D           G   Gsus2 G 
Like a deformed son who was locked in a shed  
Em      Asus2         D                  G    Gsus2 G Gsus2 
Later escaped when he chopped off their heads  

repeat Intro 
Asus2 Asus2 Asus2 Asus2 

verse 2 
D      G             Em    Asus2 Asus2 Asus2 
Why do axe murderers only attack 
            D          G              Em      Asus2 Asus2 
when you're partially nude or you're taking a bath? 
Em               Asus2        D            G    Gsus2 G 
Though there are times I feel softer than most   
Em            A          D              G    Gsus2 G Gsus2 
Somedays like yogurt and some days like toast  

verse 3 
D        G            Em      Asus2 Asus2 Asus2 
Sorority girls and fraternity boys 
D        G                  Em               Asus2 Asus2 
Always deflowered - they're rich and they're spoiled  
      Em         Asus2         D             G   Gsus2 G 
So we never feel bad when Aunt Jenny, who's dead  
   Em          Asus2    D           G    Gsus2 G Gsus2  
surprises them lying on her wedding bed 

verse 4 
           D      G           Em         Asus2 Asus2 Asus2 
When we're making love now, I feel so exposed 
D           G          Em        Asus2 Asus2 
Might you impale me or turn into those  
Em             A           D            G      Gsus2 G 
creatures that feed on the flesh of the living  
     Em          Asus2        D              G    Gsus2 G Gsus2 
They hide in the corn between June and Thanksgiving  

Outro 
Em          A        D      Bm              Gm            Gm Gm Gm 
Why do axe murderers only attack when we're making love...  
Em          A        D      Bm              Gm           Gm Gm Gm  
Why do axe murderers only attack when we're partially nude or taking 
  D  
a bath?
	        

See Also: