Me And Mr Hohner(Chords)

	        
verse 1 
 E 
Standin' on the corner 
  E 
Not doin' nothin' to no one 

   E 
When a squad car stops 
  E 
And out jump cops 
   E7 
You one of them, if I ever saw one 

   A 
Wonder what I said 
   A 
As my face turned red 
   A7 
Up against the wall, says the tall one 

    E 
That's a cute mustache 
    E 
Have ya got any hash? 
    E7 
I'd like to make a buy, says the small one 
 
    A 
Now da whole thing's silly 
     A 
But I'm starin' at the billy 
     A7 
Quietly askin' myself now will he 

   E 
Use that thing 
   E 
To make my eardrums ring 
   E7 
It's all a bad dream 
    E7 
And I'm in South Philly 
    E 
Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner 


verse 2 
    E 
Me and Mr. Hohner 
    E 
In Yuma, Arizona 
     E 
Tryin' to hitch a ride to Denver 

     E 
Well, out of a toll 
      E 
Comes the highway patrol 
     E7 
To check up on my gender 

     A 
Is it her or him 
     A 
Or maybe Tiny Tim? 
       A7 
Now up against the fence, says the dense one 

     E 
You have picked a bad spot 
     E 
To smoke your pot 
     E7 
Whatcha gonna do two against one? 

     A 
Now da whole thing's silly 
     A 
But I'm starin' at the billy 
     A7 
Quietly askin' myself now will he 

     E 
Use that thing 
      E 
To make my eardrums ring 
     E7 
It's all a bad dream 
    E7 
And I'm in South Philly 
    E 
Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner 


verse 3 
    E 
Me and Mr. Hohner 
   E 
Relaxin' out at Kona 
    E 
Hawaiian sun can be groovy 

    E 
When a pair of MPs 
    E 
Yell out, freeze! 
    E7 
And I think I gotta part in a movie 

     A 
Hey! I'm talkin' to you 
     A 
Tell me what did I do? 
     A7 
You're a draft card burner, says the thin one 

      E 
We can tell by your looks 
       E 
That you read too many books of wars 
      E7 
And that's because ya ain't been in one 

      A 
Now the whole thing's silly 
     A 
But I'm starin' at the billy 
     A7 
Quietly askin' myself now will he 

     E 
Use that thing 
     E 
To make my eardrums ring 
    E7 
It's all a bad dream 
    E7 
And I'm in South Philly 
    E 
Now tell 'em, Mr. Hohner

	        

Written by Bobby Darin