Theres A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis(Chords)

	        
Verse 1:
          Eb                 Ab        Eb 
There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis, 
    G7               Ab   C7 
The King of Rock and Roll 
       Fm                 Bb 
Take a look at the double chin, 
Bb7                       Fm 
He's weighin' about three-ten, 
     Bb                F7            Fm    Bb 
With golden chains and sequined belt below 


Verse 2:
          Eb                Ab         Eb 
There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis, 
            G7    Ab    C7 
Down at the Kmart store 
        Fm                Fdim 
But the scariest sight to see, 
        Eb       C7 
Is that jolly VIP, 
     Fm  Bb7 Eb 
In a pom-pa--dour 


          G7 
A pair of blue suede boots and a beard with black roots 
C7      G7               Cm 
And a face that you knew way back when 
Bb7                       F7 
A drawl in his talk and a swaggerin' walk 
    Bb7       F7               Bb 
And hips that wiggled way back then 
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My mom and dad can hardly wait to see the King again 


Verse 3:
       Eb                 Ab         Eb 
He's a Santa that looks a lot like Elvis, 
     G7        Ab  C7 
With every 'Ho ho ho' 
          Fm                  Bb 
There's a faint peanut butter smell 
Bb7                 Fm 
Whenever he says 'Noel', 
      Bb              F7               Fm   Bb 
Those lips are always twitching to and fro 


Verse 4:
          Eb                Ab         Eb 
There's a Santa who looks a lot like Elvis 
         G7         Ab   C7 
Soon the band will start 
        Fm                        Fdim 
And the thing that would pleasure Bing 
     Eb           C7 
Is a carol by the King, 
           Fm Bb7 Eb 
Right here in K---mart 

Interlude 
(as Elvis) 

                        Eb 
You ain't nothin' but a reindeer 

Flyin' all the time 
                        Ab 
You ain't nothin' but a reindeer 
               Eb 
Flyin' all the time 
                Bb 
Well, you ain't never brought a present 
        Ab                 Eb 
And you ain't no friend of mine 
Eb 
(Hey, we're here every day from 2 to 4. If you want to feed the reindeer, 
Eb                                                                            N.C. 
just leave 'em a peanut butter and 'nanner sandwich and they'll eat it later.) 

Verse 5:
         Eb                Ab         Eb 
He's the Santa who looks a lot like Elvis, (Thank you very much, thank you) 
          G7      Ab   C7 
Signs you can't ignore  (Well I have put on a few pounds) 
         Fm                Fdim 
It's the wackiest sight to see, 
      Eb             C7 
Buddy Holly's on his knee (Boy, you're a skinny little feller aren't you?) 
        Fm Bb7  G 
And I'm al-most sure 
          Fm    Bb7  Eb 
Sure it's Elvis once more 


Outro 
(as Elvis) 

Eb 
Uh... Ho ho ho, ho ho ho, Thank you, thank you very much 



(The lyrics in parentheses () in Verse 5 are spoken as Elvis)
	        

Written by Dennis Amero/Bob Rivers