Bob Rivers

Cat's In The Kettle(Chords)

Bob Rivers

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Did you ever think when you eat Chinese 
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It ain't  pork or chicken but a fat Siamese 
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Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain 
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But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein 
 
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Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork 
 
        G (walk down)Em 
 
But Garfield's on my fork 
 
     G (walk down)      Em                               
He's purrin' here on my fork 
1: E D There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
G A The place that I eat everyday at noon E D They can feed you cat and you?ll never know G (walk down) Em What they're wrappin' up in dough, boy G (walk down) Em They fry it real crisp in dough Chow Lin asked if I wanted more As he was dialing up his buddy at the old pet store I said not today, I lost my appetite There's 2 cat's in my belly and they want to fight I was suckin on a Rolaid and a Tums or 2 When I swear I heard it mew, boy And that is when I knew Chorus 2: There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon I think I gotta stop eatin' there at noon They say that it's beef, or fish or pork But it's purrin' there on my fork There's a hairball on my fork

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