Bo Burnham

Welcome To The Internet(Chords)

Bo Burnham

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Dm Welcome to the internet! Have a look around Gm Anything that brain of yours Can think of can be found F We've got mountains of content Some better, some worse A7 If none of it's of interest to you You'd be the first Dm Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat Gm Would you like to see the news Or any famous women's feet? F There's no need to panic This isn't a test, haha A7 Just nod or shake your head And we'll do the rest Dm Welcome to the internet! What would you prefer? Gm Would you like to fight for Civil rights or tweet a racial slur? F Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage! A7 We've got a million Different ways to engage Dm Welcome to the internet! Put your cares aside Gm Here's a tip for straining pasta Here's a nine-year-old who died F We've got movies and doctors And fantasy sports A7 And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings Of all the different characters in Dm Harry Potter fucking each other Welcome to the internet! Hold on to your socks Gm 'Cause a random guy just kindly Sent you photos of his cock F They are grainy and off-putting He just sent you more A7 Don't act surprised You know you like it, you whore Dm See a man beheaded Get offended, see a shrink Gm Show us pictures of your children Tell us every thought you think F Start a rumor, buy a broom Or send a death threat to a boomer A7 Or dm a girl and groom her Do a zoom or find a tumor in yourâ?? Dm Here's a healthy breakfast option You should kill your mom Gm Here's why women never fuck you Here's how you can build a bomb F Which power ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz A7 Obama sent the immigrants to A7 Gm F E Dm Vac_ci_nate your kids Dm Could I interest you in Everything all of the time? Gm A little bit of everything All of the time F Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime A7 Anything and everything All of the time Dm Could I interest you in everything All of the time? Gm A little bit of everything All of the time F Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime A7 Anything and everything All of the time ( Dm C Bb A7 ) Dm C You know, it wasn't Bb A7 Always like this Dm C Not very long ago Bb A7 Just before your time Dm C Right before the towers Bb A7 Fell, circa '99 Gm This was catalogs Dm A7 Dm Travel blogs, a chatroom or two Gm We set our sights and Dm A7 C7 Spent our nights waiting F7 For you! Dm7 Gm7 C7 You, insatiable you F7 Dm7 Mommy let you use her iPad Gm7 C7 You were barely two Dm And it did all the Dm/C# Dm/C Bb Things we designed it to do Bb Now, look at you! C Oh, look at you! D You G7 Em You! Am7 D7 Unstoppable, watchable G7 Em7 Your time is now, your inside's out Am7 D7 Honey, how you grew Em Em/D# And if we stick together Em/D A Who knows what we'll do? C D It was always the plan to B7 C Put the world in your hand ( Em Em/B ) Em Could I interest you in Everything all of the time? Am A bit of everything All of the time G Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime B7 Anything and everything All of the time Em Could I interest you in everything All of the time? Am A little bit of everything All of the time G Apathy's a tragedy And boredom is a crime B7 Anything and everything and B7 Anything and everything B7 B7 And anything and everything and Em All of the time

Written by Bo Burnham

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