Bill Engvall

Fruitcake Makes Me Puke(Chords)

Bill Engvall

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EVery year at Christmas time my friends all like to bake 
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They make cookies, rolls, and bread and ham and pie 
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And for some weird reason they all send me a fruitcake 
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When I tell them that I ate it it's a lie 
 
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I use them as an anchor for my boat out on the lake 
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I've made barbells for my cousins Merle and Luke 
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But if I try to eat some my intestines start to quake 
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'Cause fruitcake makes me puke 
 
 
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Fruitcake makes me puke 
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It happens everytime I eat it so I know it's not a fluke 
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Fruitcake makes me puke 
 
That's the one thing about Christmas that no one can dispute 
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Fruitcake makes me puke 
 
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I keep one in my office as a handy paperweight 
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I hear they're used as hammers in Debuke 
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But when I try to eat some I can't get it off the plate 
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'Cause fruitcake makes me puke 
 
 
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BRIDGE: 
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And the main thing about fruitcake that I have found 
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It looks the same way comin' up as it does goin' down 
 
 
CHORUS  
 
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Well that's the one thing about Christmas that my family can't dispute 
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Fruitcake makes me puke 
 
 
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