roll up this ad to continue
Bb Gm C Dm F
Bb Gm C Dm F
Verse 1:
Bb C
I ordered something, it took a while
Dm F
This morning something was on my doorstep
Bb C
What?s this I?m holding? Time capsule owner
Dm F
Cause I?m a brand new man, and I don?t think I want it,
Bb
I don?t think I want it,
Verse 2:
Bb C
A row of flies hangin' behind me
Dm F
With guarded up mics and questions, and photo-flashes blind me,
Bb C
And I?m so high, I can?t recall my statements,
Dm F
I only know I made them, because my face vibrated
Pre-Chorus:
Dm A7/E
Is it all in my mind? I could?ve sworn I saw it
F Gm
I thought I was high, just fine is what I call it
Bb Gm C Dm F Bb Gm
Oh-oh if you?re feeling small, and you can?t draw a crowd
C Dm F
Draw dicks on a wall
Bb Gm C Dm F Bb Gm
Oh-oh if you?re feeling small, and you can?t draw a crowd
C Dm F
Draw dicks on a wall
Verse 3:
Bb C
I was drawn from when it was just feet on gravel
Dm F
Two have come apart, I must have once been raveled
Bb C
Now in pretty phrases, it don?t mean nothing
Dm F
And I wanna sell ?em, I see the line again
Pre-Chorus:
Dm
So smooth you can hear the beard,
A7/E
So smooth you can hear the beard, (hear the beard)
F
Three times is poetry,
Gm
So smooth you can hear the beard
Bb Gm C Dm F Bb Gm
Oh-oh if you?re feeling small, and you can?t draw a crowd
C Dm F
Draw dicks on a wall
Bb Gm C Dm F Bb Gm
Oh-oh if you?re feeling small, and you can?t draw a crowd
C Dm F
Draw dicks on a wall
Bb Gm
If you can?t draw a crowd
C Dm F
Draw dicks on a wall
Interlude:
Bb C Dm
And if you can?t draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw
Bb Gm C Dm F
I?m just saying
Bb Gm C Dm F
I-I-I-I?m just saying
Bb Gm C Dm F
Why?d you say it, that I?m just saying
Bb Gm C F
But many wait, to what I?m saying
Pre-Chorus:
Dm A7/E
Oh it?s come back again, I can?t ignore it
F Gm
I?m a brand new man, but I?m still ṗayin? for it
Bb Gm C Dm F Bb Gm
Oh-oh if you?re feeling small, and you can?t draw a crowd
C Dm F
Draw dicks on a wall
Bb Gm C Dm F Bb Gm
Oh-oh if you?re feeling small, and you can?t draw a crowd
C Dm F
Draw dicks on a wall
Bb Gm
If you can?t draw a crowd
C Dm F
Draw dicks on a wall
Bb Gm
If you can?t draw a crowd
C Dm F
Draw dicks on a wall
Interlude:
Bb Gm C Dm F
Bb Gm C Dm F
Bb Gm C Dm F
And if you can?t draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw
Bb Gm C Dm F
Bb Gm C Dm F
Collision
Bb Gm C Dm F
I only wanted to be Stevie Wonder
Bb Gm C Dm F
But I got to settle for this vannila thunder
Bb Gm C Dm F
(If you can?t draw a crowd) Oh this vanilla thunder
Bb Gm C Dm F
(If you can?t draw a crowd) Oh this vanilla thunder
Bb Gm C Dm F
(If you can?t draw a crowd) Taste my vanilla thunder
Bb Gm C Dm F
(If you feeling small)
Bb Gm C Dm F
Written by Ben Folds