If I Had A Million Dollars(Chords)

	        
G    D            C   
If I had a $1000000   
(If I had a $1000000)   
G   D         C   
I'd buy you a house   
(I would buy you a house)   
G    D            C   
If I had a $1000000   
(If I had a $1000000)  
G           D                  C   
I'd buy you furniture for your house   
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)   
G        D            C   
And if I had a $1000000   
(If I had a $1000000)   
G   D         C   
I'd buy you a K-Car   
(A nice Reliant automobile)   
G    D         C                D   
If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.    

C    D         G   
If I had a $1000000   
                             C  
I'd build a tree fort in our yard   
     D        G  
If I had $1000000   
                                    C  
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard   
     D        G  
If I had $1000000   
                                                          C  
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere   
You know, we could just go up there and hang out   
Like open the fridge and stuff   
There would be already laid out foods for us   
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things   
   
If I had $1000000   
(If I had $1000000)   
I'd buy you a fur coat   
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)   
And if I had $1000000   
(If I had a $1000000)   
I'd buy you an exotic pet   
(Like a llama or an emu)   
And if I had $1000000   
(If I had a $1000000)   
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains   
(All them crazy elephant bones)   
And If I had $1000000 I'd buy your love.    
   
If I had a $1000000   
We wouldn't have to walk to the store   
If I had a $1000000   
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.   
If I had a $1000000   
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner   
But we would eat Kraft Dinner   
Of course we would, we?d just eat more   
And buy really expensive ketchups with it   
That?s right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups   
Mmmmmm   
   
If I had $1000000   
(If I had $1000000)   
I'd buy you a green dress   
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)   
And if I had $1000000   
(If I had $1000000)   
I'd buy you some art   
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)   
If I had $1000000   
(If I had $1000000)   
I'd buy you a monkey   
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)    
   
If I had $1000000   
I?d buy your love   
   
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000   
If I had $1000000, If I had $1000000   
I'd be rich   
   
   



	        

Written by Ed Robertson / Steven Page