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This is probably one of the best songs ever. It must be played very loud, drunk
And in the presence of Jeffcoat ( MUST).
All the D?s and Em?s are strummed once each time throughout the entire song.
Thanks for the inspiration (you know who you are).
Intro-
G,Cadd9,G,Cadd9
Verse1-
D Em
Jeffcoat was a farmer, maybe the best this side of town,
D Em
His Daddy told him, you better check them cows before you spend your night out on the town,
D Em
Drivin around old faithful, must have been the best of friends,
D Em
With that super sport steering wheel, and that keyless
G,Cadd9
entry for all the best of his friends,
G
Well I?ve got this friend of mine
Cadd9
And he might be a little Jewish everybody?s mind
A D
All I got to say about that
Silent G,Cadd9
Is I don?t Fucking mind
G,Cadd9
Verse2-
D Em
He might be from Smyer, it might not be on a map
D Em
But I?ll bet you?ll know, that guy who wears that little green hat,
D Em
Talk about his girl Rainy, or his momma too
D Em
And you can bet your ass, you?ll be seeing his big shit
G,Cadd9
kicking shoes,
Chorus-
Verse3-
D Em
I watch him pop his pimples, in front of the mirror
D Em
And I tell myself, just how much more fucking queer,
D Em
He wears that little goatee, down on his chin D Em
So when he sucks Mitchypoohs dick, it will not burn his
G,Cadd9
skin,
Chorus-
G Cadd9 G
Now that this song is through, He might not be a friend of Cadd9
mine anymore
G Cadd9
But he might just be a friend with you,
G
All I got to say about Jeffcoat
Cadd9 G,Cadd9
Is he?s a fuckin Jew,
Written by Chris Frank