London Underground(Chords)

	        
Intro 
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verse 1 

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Some people might like to get a train to work 
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Or drive in in a beamer or a murc 
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Some guys like to travel in by bus 
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But I can't be bothered with the fuss today 
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I'm gonna take my bike 
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Cause once again the tube's on strike 
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The greedy bastards want extra pay 
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For sitting on their arse all day 
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Even though they earn 30k 

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So I'm standing here in the pouring rain 
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Where the fucks my fucking train! 


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London underground (london underground) 
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They're all lazy fucking useless cunts 
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London underground (london underground) 
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They're all greedy cunts 
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I wanna shoot them all with a rifle 



Instrumental B  D#m  E   F# 


verse 2 

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All they say is please mind the doors 
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And they learn that on the two day course 
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This job could be done by a four year old 
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They just leave us freezing in the cold 

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What you smell is what you get 
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Burger king and piss and sweat 
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You roast to death in the boiling heat 
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With tourists treading on your feet 
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And chewing gum on every seat 

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So don't tell to mind the gap 
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I want my fucking money back 


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London underground (london underground) 
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They're all lazy fucking useless cunts 
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London underground (london underground) 
E 
They're all greedy cunts 
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I wanna shoot them all with a rifle 



Bridge 

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The floors are sticky and the seats are damp 
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Every platform has a fucking tramp 
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But the drivers get the day off when 
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We're all late for work again 


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London underground (london underground) 
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Wa wa wankers 
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They're all wankers 
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London underground (london underground) 
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Take your oyster card 
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And shove it up your arse hole