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INTRO
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Well I heard you've been wonderin',
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How I'm gettin' along.
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I guess you think I can't make it
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With you gone.
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Well I don't want you to worry,
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Don't you lose any sleep,
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But a man called long distance this mornin',
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Said they're thinkin' bout puttin' me;
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On the cover of USA Today,
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A story of heartbreak and pain.
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A picture of the lonliest man, they claim,
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In the USA Today.
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Well I don't sleep in the night time,
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Darkness reminds me of you.
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I lost eight pounds since last Tuesday,
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But I can stand to lose a few.
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I don't believe I'm too bad,
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People say I look fine.
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The man from the papers seems happy,
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Says I'm bigger than the latest crime.
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On the cover of USA Today,
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A story of heartbreak and pain.
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A picture of the lonliest man, they claim,
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In the USA Today.
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INSTRUMENTAL
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So if you're concerned and troubled,
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Think you're hurtin' me?
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Don't you worry, 'cause this little thing called losin' you
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Has made a big man out of me.
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I'm on the cover of USA Today,
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A story of heartbreak and pain.
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A picture of the lonliest man, they claim,
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In the USA Today.
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INSTRUMENTAL