Never Trust A Man (with Egg On His Face)(Chords)

	        

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A man and a woman walking down the Street 
With a son and a daughter it was oh so sweet 
When mummy turned to daddy and she said my dear 
write out your will because the end is near 
Then she pulled out the gun and I saw the sparks 
Messed up the suit that he'd bought from Marks Because 

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She'd heard the voices from                           outer space 
She'd heard the voices from                           outer space 
She'd heard the voices from                           outer space 

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Saying, never trust a man  
with egg on his Face 
Saying, never trust a man  
with egg on his Face 

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Three months later mrs b stands 
A smile on her face, blood on her hands 
The kiddies got scared and have run home to bed 
The headlines in the papers said that 

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she was the victim of an awful plan. 
Announced through the mouthpiece of a Little green man 
She'd heard the voices from outer space Saying 

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Saying, never trust a man  
with egg on his Face 
Saying, never trust a man  
with egg on his Face 
la la (repeat to end)