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Adam: Take it away, Tripod - dermophilia {having sex with trees},
slagging off {another comedy festival comedian}, fish fingers,
and the Iraqi Info Minister!
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Gatesy: In these uncertain times,
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My head's so full of noise pollution.
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With all these problems on my mind,
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It's so hard to find a solution.
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Yon: Why do men have breasts,
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And why don't they wear ties?
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Aren't they related,
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Tell me please.
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Scod: The media and politicians,
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Fill my head with lies.
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Tripod: And I can't see the forest,
D(let ring)
For the trees... the trees... the trees...
Tripod: Trees... mmmm... oh God... mmmm...
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Scod: Where was I? I just got distracted,
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Tripod: Oh yeah, I was in a quandry.
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Yon: I wish I was incisive,
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Like that other guy I know.
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An Adelaide comedian,
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I went and saw his show.
Em
Justin Hamilton,
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That sexy little whore.
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He always leaves his audience,
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Wanting more.
Tripod: He leaves... his audience... leaves... leaves... oh...
Scod: Oh... not again...
Gatesy: Leaves...
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Tripod: I need someone I can trust,
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Someone who's got it all sussed,
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See him rising from the dust.
F(let ring)
In a world so cold and sinister,
C(let ring)
Won't you help me,
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Iraqi Information Minister?
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Scod: Okay, Ladies and Gentlemen, for the first time ever, Tripod get
multi-instrumental!
Gatesy and Yon on the fish finger solo!
(Scod keeps playing while Gatesy plays a drum beat on the fish finger
box with the frozen fish fingers)
(Gatesy starts throwing the fish fingers into the crowd)
Scod: Okay... umm... now sing again...
Yon: (To the radio listeners) If you're listening, that bit was really good.
Gatesy: Yeah!
Yon: Oh, where are we?
Gatesy: (To the audience) Don't piff the fish fingers back!
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Scod: He's a man who trusts himself,
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Gatesy: He won't let his eyes deceive him.
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Yon: He talks such shit with absolute conviction,
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Tripod: You can't help but believe him.
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Yon: Oh, I think we're back on Justin Hamilton now.
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Tripod: I need someone I can trust...
Yon: With his rough, dry skin...
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G & S: He's got it all sussed...
Yon: It's like bark...
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G & S: See him rising from the dust...
Yon: And his willowy arms...
F(let ring)
G & S: In a world so cold and sinister,
C(let ring)
Won't you help me...
Yon: And his Japanese bonsai cock 'n' -balls...
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Tripod: Iraqi Information Minister?