Intro: G C
Verse 1:
G
Chester the molester's not without his charm
G
She can see herself hangin' off his arm
C
He's saying, 'Hey bartender, put it on my tab
G
Unless my limit's running out again' (out again)
D
He's generous, but when he tired of coughing it up
D7
Well, there's a bill that says he will
G
But he's never concerned
D
If he gets burned
A
Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of the sauna
G F#
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
Bm A D A
I know (no!) it can't be too soon (Ooh)
Verse 2:
G
Chester the molester's trying to hide his ring (what a man!)
G
But he's the only guy who's halfway interesting
C
He's saying, 'Hey bartender, can you fill 'er up
G
Because you see she's running out again' (out again)
D G
'You thought I was the type of guy that never put out, but I'm not
D
Any more than you were'
A
Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of the sauna
G F#
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
Bm A D A
I know (no!) it can't be too soon
G D A Bb
I know (no!) it can't be too soon
Bridge:
Bm D G
Don't give in
G D A
Say you're gonna turn around and leave
Bm D G
Don't give in
G D A
Say you're gonna turn around and leave
Verse 3:
Ab G
Chester the molester never kept his word (what a man!)
G
He never bought that drink and now he's lost his bird
C
He's saying, 'Hey bartender, can I look you up
G
If I'm ever coming out again' (out again)
D
She's courteous but shuts him down, he's wondering still
D7
If there's a pill that says she will
G
Cause he's never concerned
D
But he'll get burned
A
Because it's hotter than lava at the centre of the sauna
G F#
But you know you're gonna get it when I get you where I wanna
Bm A D A
I know (no!) it can't be too soon
G D A
I know (no!) it can't be too soon