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Intro: Dm7(5-) G7 Cm
Verse 1:
Dm7(5-) G7
I wear women's underwear
C
And then I go to strike a pose
In my full length mirror
Dm7(5-) G7
I cross my legs just like a queer
Cm
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya
Dm7(5-) G7
What defines a straight man's straight?
Cm
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a 12 ounce steak?
Dm7(5-) G7
I tell you what a women loves most
Cm
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke
Dm7(5-) G7
Goin' in the wind is an eddy
Cm
Of the truth and it's naked
Ab Dm7(5-)
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Dm7(5-) G7
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Cm
No, no, no, no more gettin' elated
Ab Dm7(5-)
No more listless invitations
Verse 1:
Dm7(5-) G7
I wear women's underwear
C
And then I go to strike a pose
In my full length mirror
Dm7(5-) G7
I cross my legs just like a queer
Cm
But my libido is strong when a lady is near, ya
Dm7(5-) G7
What defines a straight man's straight?
Cm
Is it the boxer in the briefs or a 12 ounce steak?
Dm7(5-) G7
I tell you what a women loves most
Cm
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke
Dm7(5-) G7
Goin' in the wind is an eddy
Cm
Of the truth and it's naked
Ab Dm7(5-)
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Dm7(5-) G7
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Cm
No, no, no, no more gettin' elated
Ab Dm7(5-)
No more listless invitations
Written by Mother Mother