Loudon Wainwright III

The Shit Song(Cavaco chords)

Loudon Wainwright III

Key: G

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When I run into friends of mine I haven't seen in years, 
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They give me the once over then their eyes well up with tears. 
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Then they pronounce me 'looking great', I haven't changed a bit, 
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I flash 'em back a feeble smile: I know I look like sh*t. 

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'Cos I saw myself this morning, phew, and I know of what I speak. 
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I'm a human being, but I look like I reek. 
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And a weaker bathroom lightbulb just might take care of it, 
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'Cos the mirror shatters your illusions when you look like sh*t. 

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Sh*t comes in different colors and consistencies, 
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I guess that I'm just aging like the finest wines and cheeses. 
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The guy that's me, who's in my dreams, is twenty-five or six, 
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I'm old enough to be his dad, how's that for parlour tricks? 
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Life's a job you're fired from, unless of course you quit, 
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Gee, I wonder if that old blind guy knows that he looks like sh*t? 
               D                       Em G 
Let's ask him! 'scuse me? No, over here! 

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Although I know it's natural, I still can't understand. 
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Once I looked like a million bucks, now, more like two grand. 
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We start out with a lot of time, but what happens to it? 
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Times flies when you f**k around and then you look like sh*t! 
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Oh, ain't it the truth, brothers and sisters? 

C                              G 
Sh*t comes in different colors and consistencies, 
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'Sh*t's a gift we make', Freud said, here, take mine won't you please?' 

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Growing old ain't easy, it's a process so they say. 
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We proceed to our grand finale, every single day. 
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But dying doesn't worry me, I'm not bothered a bit, 
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I just don't like the thought of lying there looking like sh*t!
	        

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