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Woke up this morning on the beach,
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Started walking, it's my regular routine.
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I was on the search for some diamonds,
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Let me tell you just what I've seen.
I saw...
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a castle with a view,
fields of bamboo,
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guy from Kung Fu,
a giant screw,
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a kangaroo,
some chicken stew,
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and the woman who lived in a shoe.
I saw...
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a white whale,
the holy grail,
Pirate ships without a sail,
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air mail,
volcano fail,
pyramids not to scale,
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and some things I should not go into detail.
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You never know what you will find
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shaping a world that's in your mind.
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See for yourself and walk with me
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A world of wonder, a land of beauty.
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Across the mountains and over the sea
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but I still haven't found any diamonds.
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I've been walking around for miles,
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still no diamonds to be found.
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Maybe I should look underground.
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I started digging a hole,
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drilling through dirt, then I fell through,
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landed in some water.
What have I gotten myself into?
I saw...
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Lava lake near the core,
Kratos from God of War
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mushroom spore,
liquor store,
statue of dumbledore.
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Wooden shed with a bed,
spiders and the undead,
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arrowhead,
loaf of bread,
giant spool of golden thread.
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I saw a sparkle in the dark.
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I put my axe right through that mark.
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At last found me some diamonds.
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Oh I'm so happy I could ride a pig!