Whiskey Problems(Cavaco chords)

	        


        Bm                 G 
You got 99 problems, I got 80 proof mixed in 
  D                         A              Bm 
seven different drinks to forget about you 
 G                        D  A  
And that's what I'm gonna do 
             Bm              G 
It only took six months and five whole weeks 
            D                    A           Bm 
I swear to God, 40 ounces never felt so free 
     G            D    A  
So free of your memory 

             Em                   D/F#         G 
'Cause it's three strikes, you're out in this two player game. 
     Em                D/F#        G    A 
And girl I think we're one in the same. 

                   G            D 
If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would 
 A        Bm  A   
drink you all the time. 
G            D                       A         Bm    A   
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah 
G                D             A -Bm-A   
But you'd rather be a bitch to me 
   Em             D/F#     G             A  
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey 

(Instrumental) 
Bm - G - D - A-A/C# (x42220) 


           Bm               G 
I got a big hunch that you don't give a shit 
                D                        A        Bm 
and I've been kickin' myself for not realizing it. 
     G               D  A  
But all that's over now. 
                 Bm            G 
'Cause I got my good friends, Jack and Jim. 
                D                             A            Bm 
And they don't got a single problem with the way that I am 
             G                D   A  
and they're dying to hear me out. 

             Em                  D/F#          G 
'Cause it's three strikes, you're out in this two player game. 
     Em               D/F#         G - A 
And girl you know I've won either way. 

                   G            D 
If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would 
 A        Bm  A   
drink you all the time. 
G            D                       A         Bm    A   
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah 
G                D             A -Bm-A   
But you'd rather be a bitch to me 
   Em             D/F#     G             A  
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey 

G    D                      A  
    You keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey 
G    D                      A                      G - C 
    You keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey 


                   G            D 
If you could just drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would 
 A        Bm  A   
drink you all the time. 
G            D                       A         Bm    A   
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah 
 G                          D 
Drop your problems at the bottom of this bottle, I would 
 A        Bm  A   
drink you all the time. 
G            D                       A         Bm    A   
I know it's hard to swallow, but it feels all right, yeah 
G                D             A -Bm-A   
But you'd rather be a bitch to me 
G                D             A -Bm-A   
But you'd rather be a bitch to me 

   Em             D/F#     G             A  
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey 

(Instrumental) 
Bm - G - D - A-A/C# (x42220) 

   Em             D/F#     G             A  
So you keep your problems I'll keep the whiskey