Living Next Door To Alan(Chords)

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They came down from Meekatharra 
			 
In a burned-out blue FJ 
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That farted and just shit itself in Jutland Parade 
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Right next door to Bondy's 
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When the smoke had cleared a voice said: 
 
'Eh .. this place look all right 
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We'll tell the government it's a sacred site 
 
Dead fuckin' easy' 
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'Good day Mr Alan Bond, how you goin' bloke? 
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Hey, I'm your brand-new neighbour ... hey, mate you got a smoke? 
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And I think I'm gonna like it here 
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Livin' next door to Alan' 
 
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Twenty-four kids, 9 adults and 15 dogs 
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A dead roo on the roof rack and a boot load full of grog 
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'And I'm flash as Michael Jackson now I'm 
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Livin' next door to Alan' 
 
'The first thing that we gott a do is get another car 
'Cause the one sittin' out the front won't even fuckin' start 
We'll call that bloke again from the government 
He's all right, eh?' 
 
So they called the bloke in charge of all the government grants 
And the next day in the driveway was a new Mercedes Benz 
'Eh, come 'n' have a look at this one, Edwin 
This one's got a wireless ... look at this, eh' 
 
'Good day Mr Alan Bond, how you goin' mate? 
You got a real flash car, but my one's flash one, eh 
And I believe that my one's faster than yours, Mr Bond 
'Cause mine's a red one' 
 
Twenty-four kids, 9 adults and 15 dogs 
All squeezed in the front seat with the wireless turned full on 
Listenin' to Slim Dusty now they're 
Livin' next door to Alan 
 
So Bondy called Ben Lexcen and said: 
'I want another yacht, twice as big 
And twice as fast as what I already got 
That'll fuck 'em' 
 
So his neighbours called some welfare mob, not to be outdone 
And got the HMAS Melbourne on some sorta government loan 
Got me knackered -- they just said they wanted to 
Go fishin' for yabbies in the river 
 
'Good day Mr Alan Bond, how you goin' mate? 
You got a real flash boat, but my one's flash one, eh? 
And I think I'm gonna put him in the river 
Next door to Alan's 
 
Fifteen dogs, 9 adults, two dozen screaming kids 
With lines strung from the flight deck, tryin' to catch some squid 
Swimmin', fishin', pissin' in the river 
Next door to Alan 
 
So Bondy threw a party, 
The likes you've never seen 
And invited everybody from the Premier to the Queen -- 
And the Leyland Brothers 
 
So his neighbours baked bungarra on a barbie on the lawn 
And invited all their relatives from Meekatharra to come down 
'Hey, Edwin, don't you forget to bring a big flagon of woobla 
There's a party on at my 'ouse!' 
 
'I don't know why he's leavin', or where he's gonna go 
He says he's got his reasons and I reckon that I know 
He just never got used to 
Livin' next door to Abos' 
 
'He's jumpin' up and down and he's makin' such a fuss 
At least we don't got fuckin' coons livin' next door to us! 
Now we gotta get used to not 
Livin' next door to Alan 
 
Now we gotta get used to not 
Livin' next door to Alan 
 
 
Transcribed - Lee Baumgartner