Grandad's Got A Bone(Chords)

	        G'day Kevy Wilson fans. 
Here's a good one and it aint real hard. 
Once you get you timing going on the strummin' it's smooth sailing to learn. 
 
I am also very happy to hear from a few other KBW fans lately and I'm happy to take requests. 
Good talking to ya's all.  Legendary stuff! 
Drop us a quick email and tell me what you reckon.  I do reply to every one. 
 
 
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Intro: 
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Verse 1: 
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The old bastard lay sprawled on the nursin' home floor 
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He'd been wankin' and fell out of his chair. 
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And as he fell on his guts his calostomy bust 
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Splatterin' muck and guck and shit everywhere. 
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It was all up the wall on the matron and all 
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It was caked on her apron and hair. 
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And as we ducked for cover that filthy old bugger 
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Just sat there with his cock in his hand. 
 
 
Verse 2: 
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Oh, couldn't been a worse day 'cause it was his birthday 
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With the rellies rally'd all 'round his bed. 
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Absolutely amazed that he'd actually made 
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Another birthday 'cause he should have been dead. 
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With all that fuckin' and fightin' that he'd done in his life 
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He should have been hung years ago. 
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By any number of blokes who's missus he'd poked 
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With that monster he was strokin' there now. 

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Oh, Grandad's got a stiffy 
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Grandad's got a bone. 
 
Somebody better get Nana in quick 
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We promised her we'd phone. 
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He's O.D.d on viagra 
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Call Grandmother up on the phone. 
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Grandad's got a stiffy 
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Grandad's got a bone.
 
 
 
Instrumental:  D  G  A  D 
 
 
Verse 3: 
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But he just couldn't stop wankin' so we chucked on a blanket 
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So the women and kids couldn't see. 
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His battered banana hangin' out his pajamas 
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And the come stain and shit on the sheets. 
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But that filthy old bastard sat cacklin' and laughin' 
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Just wavin' his slug in the air. 
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And by the look in his eye, matron knew it was time 
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Everybody get the fuck out of here. 
 
 
Chorus: 
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'Cause Grandad's got a stiffy 
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Grandad's got a bone. 
 
Somebody better get Nana in quick 
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We promised her we'd phone. 
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He's pullin' him self ta pieces 
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Call Grandmother up on the phone. 
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Grandad's got a stiffy 
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Grandad's got a bone. 

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Oh, Grandad's got a stiffy 
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Grandad's got a bone. 
 
Somebody better get Nana in quick 
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We promised her we'd phone. 
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'Cause Grandad's goin' ballistic 
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Call Grandmother up on the phone. 
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Grandad's got a stiffy 
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Grandad's got a bone. 
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Grandad's got a stiffy 
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Grandad's got a bone.