Your Man Is Gay(Chords)

	        


     C/G 
It's pert' near 12 O'clock 
                             Dm 
Do yo know where you husband is? 
    Dm7                           G 
You don't know where he's run off to 
        G7                         C 
And you don't know who's he runnin with 

    C/G 
You say he never holds you tight 
                                   Dm 
And he hangs out at that spot each night 
         Dm7                     G 
You wait up for him but he don't show 
            G7                             C 
Well darlin', there's smoethign you should know 


 
            F 
Your man is gay 

As a goose, darlin'   (?) 
C                   Asus4 A7 
Gay, and that's the truth darlin 
  Dm7               G                C 
I hate to break the news to you this way 
                 F 
But, your man is gay 

As a donned apparel. 
C           Asus4   A7 
Gay, he's a flamin' arrow 
Dm7            G 
heads up, babe, your man is gay.
 



           C/G 
You say he reads a lot of muscle magazines 
                                Dm 
He likes antiques and french cuisine 
           Dm7                            G 
Well darlin, don't you know what all this means 
             G7             C 
He's runnin' low on tostesterine 

             C/G 
His favorite part of the super bowl 
                        Dm 
Is the locker room interviews 
     Dm7            G 
Well just add 2 and 2, 
           G7 
Hey darlin', it's time you got a clue 


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