I Make Hamburgers(Chords)

	        Again, this is a crappy tab/chords. Such is life. 
It's made even crappier by the general lack of strong chords in the thing anyway. 
I play keyboard, not guitar, so..eh..deal with it. 
Oh, and it's probably completely wrong, but who cares - any way to  
play this song's a good one. :D 
 
Intro: 
(Use the bass note as a lead-in to the chord, 
lest you be inventive enough to figure out the original timing and whatnot. 
This works, but I'm going for ease of playing/explaining here. Work with me.) 
 
F Am Em Dm 
 
Verse: 
(The lyrics are practically spoken. Intro chords continue merrily.) 
 
   F     Am           Em             Dm 
My first customer was Megan she came in 
      F                  Am   Em Dm 
For a hamburger with the lot, no meat 
F            Am           Em          Dm 
Hey that's a salad roll I said and we started going out 
F 
(lil riff) 
 
   F      Am           Em             Dm 
My second customer was Susan she came in 
         F              Am   Em   Dm 
For Diet Pepsi, morning tea, each day, I said 
F         Am              Em          Dm 
You don't need to be on a diet if you wanna come out  
F 
Tonight 
(lil riff) 
 
Bridge: 
F          C                  Dm     F 
I'll bring Gringo, he's got a lot of money 
          F              C                  Dm 
And he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view 
      F            C                   Dm 
He'll buy us those beers with a bit of lemon on top And they don't taste too  
Bb      F      G 
bad I'm tellin you 
 
(The f-c-dm-f progression's straight from Coming Up For Air, too. :D) 
 
Verse again (same chords as before): 
 
My third customer was Maria, she came in for hot chips with sauce 
(More sauce!) - she said! And she took me home....to meet her mother. 
My fourth customer was Sandy, she came in for nothing I could see, 'cept me.. 
So as it was, I too was eating a hamburger of sorts within the hour ;-) 
 
Chorus: 
  F       C              Dm     F 
I make hamburgers, I get all the girls 
          F           C            Dm                F 
And I take 'em out to dinner and I give them all the world 
        F      C                  Dm                 F 
If they work I keep them, If they don't, I keep them too, and I  
F              C 
teach them all how to be 
Bb           F    G 
dirty girls, like you 
 
Solo over verse chords: 
F Am Em Dm 
(The solo's easier than it sounds) 
 
Chorus again: 
  F       C              Dm     F 
I make hamburgers, I get all the girls 
          F           C            Dm                F 
And I take 'em out to dinner and I give them all the world 
        F      C                  Dm                 F 
If they work I keep them, If they don't, I keep them too, and I  
F              C 
teach them all how to be 
Bb           F    G 
dirty girls, like you